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bundy2dope:

palestass:

ted tells a joke

YESYESYESYESYESYES

(via freakydeath)

— 20 hours ago with 2289 notes

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via tombranson)

— 4 days ago with 187680 notes

kankris-hot-booty:

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

(Source: ed-double-d-n-eddy, via jdcheckpoint)

— 4 months ago with 216204 notes

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via crystallized-teardrops)

— 4 months ago with 201855 notes

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

(via jdcheckpoint)

— 4 months ago with 337941 notes

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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(via jdcheckpoint)

— 4 months ago with 389911 notes

ludicrouscupcake:

bigdrunkgay:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

IVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY WHOLE LIFE

leaf meat

(via dickspiritguide)

— 4 months ago with 193303 notes